xXx_GANDALF_xXx
im on a skitz mission   Ho Chi Minh, Viet Nam
 
 
... hey, I saw that you played minecraft and i just wanted to say that your skin looks cute. Maybe we can get on discord and find diamonds together I have a sixty four stack of them. Maybe we can play together if that's okay sorry i'm not the type of guy to do this but i want to be with you your skin looks so good with those gold leggings on baby. Maybe we can get a drink sometime i'm 65 years old i live in the nearby GULAG ;), i am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. I am trained in nightstick warfare and I’m the top cloaker in the entire Department of Homeland Surveillance. You are nothing to me but just another heister. I will kick you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this heist, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with stealing that money from the bank? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tasers across Washington D.C. and your teammates are being stunned right now so you better prepare for the storm, clown.

HAVE SOME LIFE ADVICE : NO ONE GIVES A SHIT DUDE KYS

YOU VISITED MY PROFILE BECAUSE (you wanted to check out my mixtape i spit some hot fire)

A:. ur a salty little kiddo
B:. u got trolled (baiting is an artform)
C:. gandalf made u cry when he fell off the bridge in the LOTR
D:. u actually like dank memes
E:. MY PUSSY IS SO TIGHT U JUST COULDNT HANDLE NOT ADDING ME

-- 1000+ hours in MINECRAFT dont try me fool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --

(Thinking about posting a shitty comment? Are you sitting there pecking away at your keyboard feeling lonely and frustrated? Take a step back and imagine what you look like sitting there right now ... You are confused you are scared, the whole world is rushing past you and you are not happy with the way your life turned out, im sorry life isnt always fair. Succesful and confident people dont spew hatred at random strangers on the internet your childish and insecure comments are painfully transparent to those who are at peace with themselves and the world around them. Im Gandalf the blazed buddha so until next time ... get on my level.)

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

(Chào mừng bạn đến những cánh đồng lúa)

(The only girl allowed on this profile is me get lost plebs.)
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xXx_GANDALF_xXx May 20 @ 4:59am 
"My momma raised me to have confidence, and my brothers taught me how to fight aaand... i just feel good ^^ also ... ... YOU a b!tch @ss n!wwa" -Hannibal Buress
xXx_GANDALF_xXx May 19 @ 4:02pm 
I live by the great words of chef "Damn woman i just gave you sweet loving 5 minutes ago are you trying to kill me?" - South Park
Sans the skeleton Mar 24 @ 5:45pm 
Dont you dare call me a online begginer i will death you :lunar2019piginablanket:
xXx_GANDALF_xXx Feb 23 @ 5:56am 
deadeye donny 💯💯💯!!!
xXx_GANDALF_xXx Feb 3 @ 5:54am 
Mom said it was my turn on the soulja boy handheld
Glock Ness Jan 29 @ 9:27am 
Can you plant ricefields in Vietnam ??