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Welcowme on board!

Launch the game for the first time!
Unlocked Apr 12, 2014 @ 1:05pm

The Man With the Martian Gun

Get the Zapper.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Spring Break

Survive spring!
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 2:05am

Flawless Spring

Save all the cows on every Story level of spring.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 2:05am

Bomberman!

Blast at least 8 Martians with one Bomb!
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:22pm

The Cow is a lie

Behold a Cow going through a quantum wormhole!
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 1:30am

When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't Talk!

Use the Zapper to finish a Martian.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2014 @ 1:28pm

GLaDOS is not gonna be glad!

Witness or cause the collapse of a quantum wormhole.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 1:25am



Sunset Rider

Survive summer!

Winter is coming

Survive fall!

Like a Boss!

Repel the Martian threat for good!

Perfect Summer

Save all the cows on every Story level of summer.

Impeccable Fall

Save all the cows on every Story level of fall.

Spotless Winter

Save all the cows on every Story level of winter.

Save ALL the Cows!!

Save all the cows on every level of the Story mode.

"Beware Planet Earth!" Turbo Prime EX Plus Alpha

Save all the cows on every level of the Story mode in Veteran difficulty.

Challenge Accepted!

Save all the cows throughout all the Challenges.

Challenge Accepted... and Defeated!

Save all the cows throughout all the Challenges in Veteran difficulty.

The shield is down!

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Weird Science' Challenge category.

Party time! Excellent!

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Hard Rock from the Red Planet' Challenge category.

They're coming to get you, Barbra!

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Zombies of Mars' Challenge category.

I MAID A GAM3 W1TH M4RT1ANS!!!1

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Maid Raid' Challenge category.

Teenage Martian Ninja Troopers

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Ninjas in the Snow' Challenge category.

The Old School Republic

Save all the cows throughout the whole 'Back to Basics' Challenge category.

Good Cogs Never Rust 

Defeat a Winter Story level without letting one Cog disappear.

The butterfly effect

Successfully start a chain reaction using 4 or more Explosive Barrels!

Chekhov's Raygun

Someone's gotta fire it before the end.

Trick or Treat!

Survive all five 'This is Halloween!' bonus levels!

Smashing Pumpkins!

Save all the cows on all the 'This is Halloween!' bonus levels.

Who you gonna call?

Save all the cows on all the 'This is Halloween!' bonus levels in Veteran difficulty.

Ain't that a cute little gun?

Survive all five 'Meet the Martians' bonus levels!

For science...you monster.

Save all the cows on all the 'Meet the Martians' bonus levels.

Martians can't count to three.

Save all the cows on all the 'Meet the Martians' bonus levels in Veteran difficulty.