Glossy Business Man
Husband, father, walking LinkedIn post
Blazer dad. Veneer dad. "Great question" dad.
Proverbs 27:19 (business edition): "As a face reflects in water, so does mine reflect in every conference room window I pass"
Led the team for 3 quarters, we missed every target, the deck looked incredible though
Fursona: it's whatever's on my Patagonia vest
Married to my best friend, occasionally also my +1 to the offsite
If you see me in the group chat I'm sending a thumbs up emoji to something I didn't read
Skin like a laminated business card, handshake like a NDA
"Blessed is the man whose teeth catch the light in every headshot" — also just Tuesday