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30 of 72 (42%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Sep 9, 2019 @ 11:49am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked Mar 24, 2017 @ 11:09am

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 3:22am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2017 @ 11:16am

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2017 @ 11:30am

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 11:58am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2017 @ 11:19am

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 3:49am

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2017 @ 11:38am

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 3:42am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked Mar 18, 2017 @ 6:16am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:27pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:35pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2017 @ 5:29am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:43pm

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 3:49am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2017 @ 1:27pm

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:25pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 3:56am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked May 18, 2017 @ 4:04am

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2017 @ 7:10am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2017 @ 7:59am

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2017 @ 7:30am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2017 @ 5:44am

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.