Kiwi
Bradley
 
 
~ugu <3 :steamsalty:
Name's Kiwi dammit!
Introduction

The name I go by on here is Kiwi, though my real name is Bradley. I assure you I AM a guy, even though way too many people think I'm a girl gamer :( I'm just a misguided individual who somehow ended up as a pyro main? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Compettive Experience

Highlander
Iron
-Season 13 SimP 3-5
-Season 15 TKH 11-1 1st Place
Steel
-Season 16 TKH 10-2 2nd Place
Silver
-Season 21 BNF 5-3
Silver/Gold season of shit
-Season 19 BNF 4-4

6vs6
Iron
-Season 18 -MEME- 2-5
Steel
FMDream 3-5

Dialogs n' Shit

"OH SWAG I GOTTA RELOAD" -TigBuna 2014

Cookie Monster the EdgeLord: not edgy enough but only so much you can fit on one cookie


"I played orion so much I had a minor seizure from
the amount of blue flashing lights on my screen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
-Derp


"you can fuck the butt but it need preparations and stuff"
-7-

"Come August, I'll be a pole dancing machine"
-Ramjetjr

"Ass_Eaten"
-Sunlit

Bee Enn Eff Pills LFP: what a life I live
Bee Enn Eff Pills LFP: me this morning
Bee Enn Eff Pills LFP: "ugh I hate when I let myself stay up late and I wake up stupid late, I'm going to bed early tonight"
Bee Enn Eff Pills LFP: Me now:
Bee Enn Eff Pills LFP: "I'm gonna shove a tomato up my ass"

no redeeming qualities Jun 18, 2017 @ 11:46am 
"Pills, do you know what it's like to be caressed by a pyro main?" - Kiwi
Enemy Gamer May 24, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
+rep. Knows how to push as Firebat.
Dr. Octoganapus Feb 24, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
Talk to me when you get a chance you nerd
Asugafag Dec 28, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
M E M E
Asugafag Dec 28, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
Today I went out with my dakimakura waifu to our favorite coffee place (NO! It wasn't StarBucks!! #2kewl4skewl) She wanted the seat by the window (I mean.. WHO DOESN'T), but she's more kawaii than meeee~~ヽ(〃^▽^〃)ノ so obvy I let her sit there (and let's be honest, you wouldn''t want to get into an arguement with her LOL). I had a Vanilla Iced Coffee and she got a Carmal Frappuccino -- LOL omg~! She got some foam on her nose when she went to take a sip!!! While I was cleaning it off (she has the KAWAIIEST giggle~) some guy with ZER0 intellegence was all like, "You know she ain't real, right...?". I was like, "BRUH UMAD??"
Then I went allヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ and he backed right off. Yeah. YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
My waifu calmed me down before things got SERIOUS haha! She's the BEST!!
Anyways, that's when I thought about you~~ I know one day you'll find the right dakimakura to share all of life's moments with!!! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ ♥♥♥♥
menemjef Jul 3, 2016 @ 5:49pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx