Bertie Dastard
AKA Arfur Facksake, Chairman lmao   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
pls be nice am new

My rig:
Processor: Intel Core i5-6600 Skylake CPU, 4 Cores, 3.3 - 3.9GHz
Case: Corsair Carbide Series 200R Case - Black
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 8GB Graphics Card
CPU Cooler: Chillblast Centurion Direct Contact CPU Cooler
Motherboard: Asus B150M-A Motherboard
Memory: 16GB DDR4 2133MHz Memory (2 x 8GB Sticks)
OS Drive: 250GB SK hynix SL301 Solid State Drive
Secondary Hard Drive: Seagate 1TB 7200RPM Hard Disk
Optical Drive: Lite On External DVD+/-RW Drive
Power Supply: Aerocool 80 PLUS 600W PSU
PSU Silencing: AFG-PSU Anti-vibration Power Supply Gasket
Sound Card: Onboard High Definition Audio
Networking Upgrades: Asus 802.11ac 867Mbps PCIe WiFi Card


Do you wanna kill a fleshpound?
C'mon, let's go and play
another round of Killing Floor
We'll be killwhores
and blow them all away

We used to be so pro
but now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna kill a fleshpound?
It doesn't have to be a fleshpound
(Bog off, you wanker!)
Okay, byyyeee...


With apologies to Gary Portnoy,

Making your way to wave 10 today takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all the scrubs, sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those fights when you've got no lights, the team's an epic fail
And a group of sirens all spawned right on your tail
And your 1k kills didn't show...

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see the newbs are all the same
You wanna be where every babbie ruins the game

Aim for the head, Mr. Fleshpound's dead, the morning's looking bright
And Patty ran off to Europe and didn't even write
And your demo wants to be a zerk

Be glad, there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came
You want to go where people know, not to 'nade the scrake
You want to go where every medic takes the blame

You're pitiful, you're pitiful,
you're pitiful, it's true.
Never got 1k, play as zerk all day,
Rage the fleshpound like a poob.
No ever wanted to
play with such a scrub as you~
Currently Offline
Last Online 4 hrs, 42 mins ago
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Best Game Over screen ever
23 11
Lvl 25 AA12 Specialist
:csgob::ered::R::tyger::mllrsniperround::ered: :dred::A::SRank::tyger::A::rred::TheD: is a :wh::anchor:

What the dosh did you just bloody say about me, you little muppet? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NB clan, I’ve been involved in numerous tourneys of KFG, and I have over 300 confirmed Pat kills. I am trained in Gore-illa warfare and I’m the top Sharpshooter in the entire KF gaming community. You are nothing to me but just another clot. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that load of bollocks to me over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Stalkers across the Lunia servers and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, chap. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your squad. You’re bloody dead, kid. My speed boost allows me to be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare knife. Not only am I extensively trained in Berserker kiting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Trader and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of West London, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Steve carpet your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn plonker. I will shit dosh all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bloody dead, kiddo.
Review Showcase
324 Hours played
In Space, no one can hear you meme

Recent Activity

474 hrs on record
last played on Oct 20
92 hrs on record
last played on Oct 20
97 hrs on record
last played on Oct 20
Bertie Dastard Aug 22 @ 2:52pm 
Emo Schoolgirl Aug 22 @ 2:41pm 
✯︎ Kishiro ✯ Jul 14 @ 2:33pm 
hacker noob
alienM Dec 23, 2017 @ 11:53pm 
˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* *★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛
¯˜"*°••°*" ˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°
(☆✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & a ℋappy 2018✦✦*☆ )
MsBehave Nov 16, 2017 @ 1:13pm 
What she said, your pictures are always funny.
✪GFG TripleG Nov 7, 2017 @ 12:30pm 
+rep good killer and friendly