Paul Hogans Liver
Rules of being a Hardcore gamer:

1. Don't talk about it.


3. You are not MLG, real life MLG are PROFESSIONALS. Put the Doritos, Mountain Dew, and any "MLG Parody" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t away.

4. TURN OFF your mic if you gonna play Online Gaming, no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about your opinion.

5. MUTE every Online Gamer before playing...if you can, again: NOBODY gives a ♥♥♥♥.

6. STFU and play the game already.

7. STOP SAYING "I hate losing", it will only INCREASE your chances of losing.

8. STOP SAYING "I don't want to die", it will only INCREASE your chances of dying.

9. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE other Online gamers, least of all: n00bs, unless you want to humiliated and ridiculed of getting pwned by said n00bs.

10. There IS such a thing as the Taunting Curse, so DO NOT Taunt period.


12. Play SMART, DO NOT be a fool. However, if necessary, go out in a Blaze of Glory...LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!

13. DO NOT be TOO Cheap, unless you want to make it boring.

14. If you lose/die: ACCEPT IT, LEARN from it, and MOVE ON. YOU are a Hardcore gamer now, DO NOT CRY like a Salty ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

15. If this is your first time playing a video game Online, DO NOT expect Mercy.

Any questions?
I propose anyone rescued by Surf Lifesavers gets sent with their children to Nauru.

It's to stop drownings by sending a message out to people contemplating swimming in future.

Cut in front of someone at a bus stop or in traffic.

Off to Nauru with your kids, indefinitely.

It's to stop queue jumping.

Another women gets killed by her partner.

Stop all men coming into this country.

You never know when they will strike next.

Use it or lose it stop the hate and free the Childen.
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Joe Erotic Dec 7, 2018 @ 3:21pm 
Solid Snack Drive Jul 9, 2018 @ 12:34am 
Don't talk about it
󠀡󠀡 May 27, 2018 @ 12:25pm 
what do I do Lord?
Jarl ThickDog May 13, 2018 @ 2:29pm 
idk why were you on my blacklist? nevertheless whatever happen between us let bygones be bygones :csgoanarchist::barclay3::bandit:
tkyosc May 2, 2018 @ 7:00pm 
Rules of being a hardcore gamer:

Never have mom bring you tendies mid game. Absolutely not.:azuki2:
El_Cid Apr 30, 2018 @ 7:31am 
You've been invited to MODESTLY LARGE GROUP!
You're so welcome.