Austin   Louisville, Kentucky, United States
I'm not bad, i just suck.
Currently Online
All Bout' me
Rules For Adding Me!

Yes! i have rules for adding me! and a few other things i hate. 1st being do not copy my Custom info box! its not cool, and i took half a minute out of my day, thats like, 30 seconds of walking in a game.

in all seriousness i try hard to make this box appealing so dont copy it!

I will NOT add you IF

You add ME with a private profile, and i do not know you

^Its ok to be a john/jane doe, as long as i know you! basiacly if you have played with me we're all^ good

You have a "Hot Girl" profile picture, i dont know whats up with that, but every two years i get mass added by random people with almost naked girls as their profile pic, i will report and block you if you do this

You have 3 or more VAC ban's, yes THREE, its not that i care about having VACCED people on my friends list, i care about cheaters ruining games... unless its me or i like this person.
i chose three because that proves your a cheater, or at least have external programs/dll's injected that trigger VAC, if you have one VAC its like "hey this guy could have been false VACCED, which i doubt, but happens suprrisingly often. if you have two, i'm a bit skeptical, but its fine, who has not cheated before, wheather it be "Hacks" or just cheat codes in a non Bannable fashion, we have all cheated, and if you 3, you are a indefenite cheater, i know you havent learned your lesson, and i know you will screw around with me when i ask you to stop!

If you just add me randomly and i have never seen you.

If you have less than a year on steam, have only free games, and i dont know you.

If i remove you and you wont stop adding me back, add me back after a day or two, this doesent apply to my close friends.

If you mess with my little brother, that pisses me off the most, and i will not tolerate it, i will report you and unfriend you, i do it with people i dont trust with my brother (If i dont trust them at the moment i will if they are close to him) and only let them play with him later when i have confirmation they wont try stuff

And most importantly, dont add me if you just want something out of me, as a few people know, i make decent pac's in gmod, i have had people add me just for my pac's to trade and ask for some, i will not give any and or trade, i will check your friends list tell MY FRIENDS because i know you know them, and unfriend you, if you want to be my friend and learn pac, not just take, talk to me and i'll teach you what i know, not my "Secrets" though.

Oh and i will remove you if your account has been stolen, dont post random links on my account, unless its a game, or a youtube video!

it can be anything where the link is a known and visible domain, so no bit-ly links

Have a great day!
This of course does not apply to my dearest if friends, see to the best friends part for that

I am a very offensive person, if you want me to hold back on the shooting jokes, tell me and i'll tell some stale jokes.

My status'

This means im, well online!

This means im not on or i have set it to this.

Im AFK or doing something else without setting it to busy.

Im doing something, i use this rarely.

looking to play
Im bored and lonely and need someone to play with... i use this rarely.

Favorite Games

1. Garry's Mod

2. l4d2

3. Terraria

4. Any bethesda game, not home alone though.

The people that Know me the most

I have known this peice of Magic!
for about 5 years now. he is by far my best friend!.

This is my little brother. i love him so much. but at times he annoys the life outta' me

My Dad!
Well thats it for now, remember these when adding me and i hope you have a great day with me <3


Recent Activity

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last played on Apr 23
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last played on Apr 14
Mike Oxlong Apr 22 @ 5:25am 
I saw your post about PAC 3 shields and was wondering if you could help me out with it.
crolaa May 20, 2018 @ 9:50am 
i just spent 5$ on steam levels

got some emotes


and like 2000 backgrounds, i have a billion cards from booster packs.

and coupons, that i will give away
A JANITOR May 5, 2018 @ 8:46am 
= rep awesome honest steam friend:albedothumbsup::albedothumbsup:
TheMiddleFingerGunslinger™ Feb 14, 2018 @ 7:35pm 
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you know i had to do it to em
TheMiddleFingerGunslinger™ Nov 10, 2017 @ 4:37pm 
Th:A:nk you for get my 7 D:A:ys to Die even though I h:A:d to spend 5 doll:A:rs on it :steamsalty:
TheMiddleFingerGunslinger™ Nov 10, 2017 @ 4:34pm 
crolaa (Anti Fun Police) Oct 4 @ 1:51pm
I'm suing you for Quoting me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥!