*rep teh tunnel is clear

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+pumpe træ

+rep easiest auto balance of my life

客气

People often ask why I’m gay & the answer is quite simple. It’s ‘cause I play female characters and that, of course, signals my want to be dommed by a big strong man. The fact that I watch anime also speaks to this truth

There’s just one thing that puzzles me. How do people know that I’m gay? I think it might be ‘cause I dropped out of Paradise Hotel in 2011, but like, idk? Probably

What I’m trying to imply here is that we match <3 and so I’m waiting for my 100€ ring in the hit video game Team Fortress 2. We should be married! I’ll do anything for you. I’d, like, even resurrect Lenin. A genie once told me that you like that guy, like very gayly? Truth is, as a necromancer, I also admire dead dictators. They’re so cool! We can gush about them together, maybe? I’m willing to do that for you too. Just need that small, little, tiny, miniscule ring to confirm our love

In conclusion: Please marry me xoxoxo
I’ll do anything for that ring

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