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Rizenku Jan 19, 2023 @ 6:40pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :smiley:
Body Melt Jan 19, 2023 @ 3:31pm 
There is NO WAY you just one shot me with a WEBLEY .32. REPORTED.
Rizenku Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:32pm 
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im not that hairy Dec 2, 2021 @ 7:55pm 
great guy knows how to cup the balls and work the shaft
Body Melt Dec 1, 2021 @ 1:54am 
please stop contacting my son, my wife and I will take legal action if necessary.

you don't know who you're messing with pal, i'd rock your ♥♥♥♥.

you think you know pain, well, heh, fact is you don't know ♥♥♥♥ kid.

i have a black belt in destroying little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you.

this is your wake-up call, bucko.
itsukarine Nov 13, 2021 @ 9:39am 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.