I can make 1984 look like a utopia. I'll kill the ancaps too if they refuse to pay for my helicopters.
I'm 15 and I'm an American NatSoc dont call me a nazi beacuse that was a term coined by the A**ies, America makes me sick, I wish I could live in Germany, when I'm 18 I'm moving to Germany, because I love the fatherland, while I can't speak anything but binary German phrases I loove the fatherland, so I'll live in Germany yay. Hitler was better than stalin you fucking cuck, he killed so many millions less lol you retard can you even math? Dont tell me I cant be NATSOC because I'm American I'm pure aryan, look at my dirty blonde hair and green eyes, It still counts and I'm 1/10th German so haha nice one you retard.. You're just another self hating white person, I will defend the white race just look at my muscles, I was born in the wrong country and the wrong generation.
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft* mmmm so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard
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Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =__=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^__;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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I am up here in the top right Quadrant, chillin' with Pinochet and all the other sith lords.
Listen, dammit. I, as a 40 year old man, have a sexual desire to be a prepubescent girl giving herself willingly and with much enthusiasm to a grizzled old hardened adventurer man but am also a all powerful demon spawn just needing a wish to unleash my power to rule the world but my only desire is to fuck my old man father figure and YOU my good sir are going to participate in my magical realm because I am the only person willing to run a game in a 40 mile radius available on Wednesday nights from 7 to 9 PM......... Now roll for penile girth, I need to know if you damage my pretend loli vagina or not. I already rolled for vaginal circumference and trust me, I rolled low ;)
On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter intercepter.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn't handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 ft. descending 270 degree corkscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the $2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield had announced "missing" from the Pentagon's coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI's lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
Sealed and guarded since the end of WWII at Arolsen, Germany, the Official IRC records reveal the actual Concentration Camp total death toll was 271,301 For years, people around the world – “the West” in particular – have been told that “six million Jews were systematically murdered by Germans in ‘Concentration Camps’ during World War 2.” Thousands of honest people disputing this claim have been viciously smeared as a hateful anti-Semite. Several countries around the world have jailed and heavily fined people for disputing the claim that “6 Million” Jews were killed. Provided here is a scanned image of an Official International Red Cross document, proving the so-called “Holocaust” [the long-and-often-claimed-6-million Jews] is just plain wrong. Jews around the world have intentionally exaggerated and perpetually lied for the purpose of gaining political, emotional and business advantages for themselves. They committed willful, criminal FRAUD upon millions of trusting people around the world! Please NOTE that the truth has been known since long before 1979! The above compiler, replying to a letter, had to rely on information that was already in existence! Tax-payers of Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Latvia, Poland and other nations have had multiple millions of dollars taken from their wages to be paid out to “holocaust survivors” and their descendants for something that DID NOT HAPPEN. The tax-payers of these United States of America spend Billion$ each year in direct, indirect and military support of the State of Israel (which is not Biblical Israel). This is intentional, criminal fraud on a scale so massive as to be almost incomprehensible. Red Cross and East German government figures put the total deaths at every camp as 272.000, and 282,000 respectively which includes homosexuals, communists, gypsies, murderers, paedophiles etc. The 6 Million figure is a Kabbalist number, a magickal figure which featured in newspapers in the early 1900’s.
clears throat and comes up shyly e-e-excuse me, M'lady(//○w○) it seems you have s-s-stolen something from me and I would very much likesies it back uwu. if its not okaysies for you though i will have to glom-glomp you and get it myself blushes and giggles and that could maybe lead to some consequences squirms a bit. T-theft of my possesions will not be unpunished which is what i do to stealing kittens (>w¤) However, If y-youd like to give it back it'd make me really happy wags tail enthusiastically as the item youve stolen is my heart and ᵘʷᵘs! Ill await your decision, and hope we can nuzzle sometime hides my red face in my paws comes forward and licks your hand
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・