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We went to school together back in 2009 and have not been in touch regularly. We have been following each other on Instagram for years, though. Recently, I saw he was getting married on Instagram, so I reached out to him to congratulate him. We got to catching up and decided we should meet up for lunch sometime. I wish I could say that 'sometime' never came. Alas, reality is much harsher than fantasy. After an unnecessarily heated argument about where we should eat, we decided on Burger King. Well, I should say "He" decided on Burger King. I suggested many other places, but he seemed insulted that I would even dare to think about eating anywhere else. When I arrived in the King's domain, I immediately saw him waiting for me at a table he had secured. He seemed like a bit of an oddball, but overall a friendly soul. After we had a moderately satisfying meal, we said our goodbyes and parted ways.
Thought this dude was pretty chill for a while, knew him in high school through friends of friends and we just recently started talking through steam after he saw me starting a new Skyrim play through. He seemed cool, and we both still lived around the area so we decided to meetup at a local spot for some lunch. When we got there things seemed to be going well. I had noticed that his nose was much larger than an average persons nose, in fact I’d go as far to say that his nose looked fake it was so comically large. He also kept picking his nose and flicking the boogers onto other patrons within the Chipotle we had met at. After about 7 of the largest boogers I’d ever seen had been thrown onto these poor strangers backs, I asked him why he was doing this. His response was simply “They’re freaks bro, they deserve this and more.”