Back in my day pizza was a day old, and dogs would eat it while flying. My Pet elephant decided to smash my room and a couple of my ribs while I was eating it. I went to the hospital but sadly this odd man rigged it with explosives and we went out on school buses to my hometown of Topika, Kansas. I decided to chill and play guitar hero when i got home and i punched my family in the face when they said i had no life. I rode my elephant into the sunset and i broke his heart... The elephant was named Norman. He was a good Elephant.