Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
-- Anatole France
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have
some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news." The bad news is
that you only have six weeks to live."
"Oh, no," says the patient. "What could possibly be worse than that?"
"Well," the doctor replies, "I've been trying to reach you since
last Monday."
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I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS 'FOUL FIEND' BUSINESS AGAIN.
-- Death gets summoned by the college council
(Terry Pratchett, Eric)
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lol

Lol. Ez vac

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ein sehr nettes Mistvieh