Hello there.

I DO NOT ACCEPT PRIVATE PROFILERS.
I WILL ONLY ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS IF I KNOW YOU OR YOU'VE PUT A COMMENT WITH REASON ON MY PROFILE otherwise I will decline your friend request.

Go try to scam me, you will only waste your precious time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML4II0Mi4OE for people who are curious about my name's origin

If you're wondering why I have so many TF2 cosmetics; I'm a collector and my aim is to get as many TF2 cosmetics as possible. Reason for that is because I'm an unlucky bastard who can't get his first unusual hat via unboxing (over 150 attempts).


MvM Mann Up Achievements:
Tour No. 6: Australium Minigun




Some phrases:

Tom the Fish #HL2_GameOver_Ally: How was your camp trip
///: agony
Tom the Fish #HL2_GameOver_Ally: Really
Tom the Fish #HL2_GameOver_Ally: Why so
///: cuz i feel like the ninth graders act like 10 year olds


///: Tom lets kill the bar
Tom the fish: Sure
Tom the fish: Wait
Tom the fish: Lemme go Demo



Tom Jakitory Joestar: Well, you're the artitst
Tom Jakitory Joestar: Do what you want
Tom Jakitory Joestar: Artist
Tom Jakitory Joestar: Ech
///: More like a 2 year old playing with paint
Tom Jakitory Joestar: Dude, stop referring Hunt Down the Freeman's level design
///: haha


///: https://youtu.be/U1wClBD0qDw
///: How i imagine you during tf2 killing tryhards
Tom Jakitory Joestar: Exactly



Tom Jakitory Joestar: EY
Tom Jakitory Joestar: DU KLEINER SACK
Tom Jakitory Joestar: WAGE ES GAR NICHT
///: ICH BIN ARSCHLOCH
///: ich bin is
///: You are
Tom Jakitory Joestar: LOL NO
Tom Jakitory Joestar: "ICH BIN ARSCHLOCH" means "I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
Tom Jakitory Joestar: So you called yourself being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



/// : IM WAITING FOR HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN TO DOWNLOAD

/// : ill just go on roblox and play my hero academia roleplay

///: be grateful i didnt pirate hdtf

///: ♥♥♥♥ i deleted my porn folder

Tom Jakitory spits ///'s face!

///: Takes the spit and begins to furiously rub it against his penis

///: You seem to be in denial why dont you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ download my 2 meg- YOU CAN DOWNLOAD my 2 megabyte distribution that has all the source code on it and compile with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ compiler.
*deep breath*
YOURE A ♥♥♥♥♥
YOURE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
*puts phone down*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥...

///:You're such a good player
I hate it
I hate it
Youre such a good player
I hate it
I hate it
Your main is a dork
Mcgenji
Mcgenji
I just pulled out in this game
♥♥♥♥♥♥ that brig right up in ilios
All my genji players be OOH AHH

///: i found a picture of johnny test getting vored

///:
You might want to know what my real name is
Out of all the names you said none of em are right
U do realise you cant ever guess my name
Fine, ill give you a hint. Ends with D.
U might wanna think hard.
Cus its a hard name
Kevin is not my name btw and also
Edward is not my name either.
Darwin is a close call tho so try that.

Uppercut why is it called uppercut tho? Up? Upper? Cut??
Point is i dint even know why i mentioned that
Man, look, i know i miss tf2hw too.
You know i used tf2hw too sometikmes
Foremost i kinda miss all old games so
And also soul calibur 6 great game
Cus geralt is in it
E.

///: My humor is completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and a lot of people agree on that subject, i just dont need any more competitors on this

///: Ech ill suppose ill give fortnite a spin


Tom Jakitory: Alright


///: i cant wait to default dance

[19:10]
I love Memes:
Aliens haben meinen Penis geklaut










"Psycho Coconut Boy" - me to someone about describing the main character of Mob Psycho 100



I'll miss the good old days of S4 League before it went downhill. Rest in Piece S4 League. (2007-29.04.2021 10 am GMT).

Legacy:

S4 Kiriu
S4 Xero
S4 Max
S4 Dominion


May you rest in piece, Stefan Karl. You will always be the number One.








I hate sundays.