Nighttime is just Steve Harvey saying "Pleasant dreams" to humanity by gently draping one of his suit jackets over half of the world.

this is a very nasty story that I wrote about dio. You must be 18 years of age or older to read it. Here goes.

Dio got a pyramid castle in Egypt with sluts and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was working for him he offered me three million dollars to kill the joestars and take over the world and suck his ♥♥♥♥. We got into an argument after I sucked him. I explained to his simple minded ass that he only has good ♥♥♥♥ because it was Jonathan's. He got enraged and wrrryyyyy all over the place. He pissed on the walls, drew nasty pictures of his old body, tried to rim my anus and reneg on my three million dollar contract.

I burned his room down. You dont tell me to calm down I'm bout to burn this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place down. After his rage he kept stopping time just to put his tongue and ♥♥♥♥ in my ass and ♥♥♥♥♥ hole. I ended up calling the Egyptian police and they arrested dio. Now he locked up and wanted me to pay his bail. ♥♥♥♥ him I hope he rots in Egyptian articles artifact jail.

To be continued....

lol i made u mad

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥boy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my♥♥♥♥♥♥and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy♥♥♥♥♥son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥ing couch and took his♥♥♥♥♥away for diddling my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥ing gamecube away

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are