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Be seeing you, friendo.

How About I Give You The Finger

..and you give me my phonecall?

No Smoking

A waste of good tobacco.

Cold Turkey

No scraps today.

One Shot, One Kill

Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.


Professional Killer.


That's what I like to hear.

I'm Not Saying It's Aliens

...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.

Those Little Birds

Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.


You're not supposed to be here.


No, really. Over here.


Do you know why I pulled you over today?

Driver's License

You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.

Express Delivery

Pedal to the metal.

Race To The Border

Let's get it over with.

Peeping Tom

Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.


Got 'em.

Auntie Em's Remedy

At least you got your quarter back.

The Future Is Bright

Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.

Smoke And Mirrors

Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.