Mr. Pockets
Lord Chestius Allenaemous Pockets (Mr. Pockets)   Goodyear, Arizona, United States
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I'm just your average run-of-the-mill bloke, I swear! Gah, you didn't believe me didja? Good on ya! I'm a fun loving guy who plays way too much Scout. I usually hit or miss, so either you'll adore me or detest the very thought of my existence. But you can count on me doing what I do best.

And that's running the scooty booty all over the place and rollin whatever needs it! Hit me up and hear my Scout impression any time! I'll do what I can to make you laugh as I fight with, or even against ya!

Alls fair n love in war, eh?
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Hello there Strangers and...... Not-so-strange Strangers!
I am the one, the only, the sextastical bombastic overlord of all that is explosively enigmatic~ Mr. Pockets! Menace to mechs above 35 tons, Assassin of all that is Alliance, Beast mode of berserker fury, and a part time Scout Impersonator to boot!


Sweet fart-lust of Aphrodite herself- You're a Youtuber?!
- Yes. Part Time. Small channel, and happy with what I do being a hobby. Why? because in all honesty, I have a lot I'm doing with my life, but that won't stop me from having fun gaming. When I was injured in the navy I was told I was gonna lose my hand. Long dramatic story short- I'm not part pirate. But that event sparked a change in the way I do things, gaming, being one of them. I was tired of being an angry, salty, unapproachable, sideways, skill-obsessed jerk. I was nowhere near a CoD kid, but in my mind still pretty bad. So I changed that by recording myself, and when people started telling me how much fun I was to be around I was ordered by my World of Warcraft Guildmaster to put some stuff out there. sure enough, when I did I saw why. It's fun! And that fun is what I chase as a youtuber, because it was that feeling that turned a HUGE part of my life around!

Can I add you?
- Now all of my heart wants to say yes. But if you glance below this box I'm sure you see that big list of obnoxious purple TF2 items... Yeah, some people want to steal those. So please, talk to me first, then we can talk adding.

If I do add you, please read this and note:
1. Please don't get offended if I don't message often. Unfortunately, I have a pretty busy schedule, and with notifications turned off (I have to for my videos) I may not always respond, or respond in a timely manner. Please Please PLEASE, don't be offended like this. I literally get tons of messages daily, and at times it's pretty overwhelming.

2. PLEASE DO NOT Spam me with invites. to anything. This is a big one, as I do NOT join on random games or servers. If you spam invites, for trading, to games, friend requests, etc., I'll have no choice but to block you. I don't wanna do that, so please be respectful.

3. Please Don't ask for items. I have a pretty substantial inventory, and it's mostly owed to the fact I buy and trade items often. beyond that I use a lot of what I own, and I work to try and do giveaways for the channel too. so please don't go past that and beg. That's really uncool.

4. Don't Troll. I mean, this is a pretty toxic standard in this day and age that I just look down on. It's not funny, or witty, or really anything worth the time I have. I tend to drift away from trolls pretty quickly.

5. Please do not ask to be in a video. The videos I do are a lot of fun, and I do have some friends join me, and for some I'm not picky about that. BUT I cannot cast a 3 person video and account to have over 35+ people jump in on it. I am still building my channel and definitely need support, and if you're looking to do that then there's something you can do. Help me by showing my videos around, let us bring some smiles to other people together! Leave a comment, share a video, something! Stuff like this really makes my day.

That's about it for now. Thank you champs for reading this. you guys rock!
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Charlie 5 Lives Jan 15 @ 8:26pm 
I forget how I met ya

But man ain't that a sexy Shortstop ya got
[HFG] Jade Vølken™ Jan 7 @ 5:17am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Red Medic? I thought not. It’s not a story the Blu team would tell you. It’s a Red team legend. Red Medic was a Dark Lord of the Supports, so powerful and so wise he could use the medigun to influence the medichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the support category that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The uber side of the Support classes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his ubercharge, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his pocket everything he knew, then his pocket heavy killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.:health:
[HFG] Jade Vølken™ Jan 7 @ 5:16am 
I shall pocket :Uncle_Joe:
TIDF|SirConroy|武 Jan 5 @ 1:47am 
for the first time i thought your a medic main cuz of the name

Mr. Pockets ~~~~~Medic
smol lesbian Dec 25, 2018 @ 6:54am 
pssst merry christmas :3
Sirisma Dec 17, 2018 @ 9:31pm 
*DEAD* Mr. Pockets : Oh the angry child is back