Em Alsmet Deet
Gorg
 
 
Edgy Scout Main. Pope of Spode. Excessive Black. I'm not selling the hat.

Shoots and Cuts.


[3:40 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Okay, look, I'm calling the guards. I'm not selling you half-orc butt rum.

[3:40 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
*charm person*

[3:41 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Get out of here kid, they won't play around if they catch you
he rolled a 10

[3:41 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
look buddy
I have 18 charisma
just give me the rum

[3:41 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
That means I solve problems
Not practical problems, like, what is armor
Because that would fall within purview of your conundrums of fisticuffs
I solve social problems
for instance
How am I gonna convince this flat footed tavern keep to serve me my delicious half orc butt rum?
The answer
Is a spell
And if that don't work
Use more spell
*pours drink*
Like this little old number casted by me

[3:43 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
(*dominate monster*)

[3:43 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Enforced by me
And you best hope
Not rolling for you
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release me
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Em Alsmet Deet Jan 6, 2018 @ 3:02pm 
I'm not even sure why. Probably one of the random hat beggars that come along every other month or so, not that I would trade it anyway. I'll get rid of it anyway, good luck with your friends list purge.
General jruokis the Merciless Jan 6, 2018 @ 2:58pm 
Sup man, you're friends with a impersonator of Wolfie! I would suggest unadding him as soon as you can comrade, thanks and have a good one! :RedStar:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Be-Careful-of-my-Impersonator/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040316752
https://steamrep.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2Fsteamcommunity.com%2Fprofiles%2F76561198040316752
Em Alsmet Deet Dec 31, 2017 @ 9:20pm 
THIS IS NOT THE CORRECT PLACE FOR DEPOSITING YOUR SALT, WE HAVE A DESIGNATED SALT DUMPING PILE BENEATH THE CLEARLY MARKED "Disintegrated Casul Heap" SIGN AT THE BACK OF THE FACILITY
CEO Dec 31, 2017 @ 3:59pm 
hope you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2018 hope one of your pets gets cancer or something
Binary7 Aug 27, 2017 @ 11:57am 
I feel so warm inside now :> \[T]/
Em Alsmet Deet Jun 30, 2017 @ 10:45am 
Ah, no problem. I sunbro there because it's a great fight.