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"Hey cowboy... what's going on under those chaps? It looks to me like you're ready for a rough ride with what's in that holster!" This could be you! Show them the real meaning of "hung like a horse" with our Unflared Stallion Packer: it's long, strong, and ready to help you pony up!

Bad Dragon is happy to furnish your packing needs with our Packer lineup. They're super soft, they're exotically sexy, and they provide a fun alternative to vanilla packers with their fantasy shapes.

Packers are available only in Extra Soft, and have limited size and color options available. We'll attempt custom marbles, but they might turn out a little unusual!

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