CowHorseChicken   Texas, United States
Why you so lonely? IDK
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Hannius Apr 28 @ 6:49pm 
So I was beating my dick right? And this giant ass motherfuckig dog walks into my room and throws up on the carpeting. And I'm thinking "what the fuck that isn't my dog!" And out of the puke comes Bernie Sanders and this nigga right here starts telling me his shitty socialist speech about "free" stuff. Me as the great capitalist I am don't buy that shit for one minute and invoke the power of the greatest capitalist to ever live. Sir Donald Trumpington. Now this nigga smites Bernie Sanders and you know what he says to me, you know what he says? In a soft, sultry tone he says "you're fired" and just then and only then. I nut the biggest nut to ever be nutted.
Sadist Bizarre Mar 22 @ 9:53pm 
Cow is that type of guy who would kill Chuckles in Dark Souls and then take his place
haeclark Dec 25, 2017 @ 9:53pm 
Hope you had a Merry Christmas! :I_am_happy:
Joe Biden Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:42am 
Merry Christmas from Joe
Flarry the 2nd in command Dec 1, 2017 @ 10:43am 
You can peer into the void, lingering, turning, vanishing. It is not I who is he, but it is the collective of all our consciousnesses together as one greater body of vast knowledge. On the shore of the cosmic ocean lies a beacon of light, a shimmer of hope in the dark galaxy.
A Professional With Standards Oct 22, 2017 @ 4:16pm 
Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf (on So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku. <3