Funny Muffler
Guap Lord -- BIG BOOTIES ONLY   Virginia, United States
 
 
"Great googly moogly, that thang is juicy"
Wise words from Project Pat
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe,
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty - 2 Chainz truest words
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Hi it's vince with slap chop...
Watch this
HI it's vince with slap chop
you're gonna be in a great mood all day
because you'll be slapping your troubles away with the slap
slap slapping your troubles away with the slap chop x2
now look heres a potato
1 slap, you got big chunks for stews
2 slaps, home fries
take a second and look at this
until you add a mushroom
the more you do it
the finer it gets without
switching grades
now, you love salad
you hate making it (slap)
you know you hate making salad
you hate making it (slap)
thats why you have no salad in your diet
watch, just one slap= salad
soup, coleslaw, stuff you want
5 seconds
4 or 5 seconds, it's done
this thing, this tuna looks boring
stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life
add this tuna, make it like this
now you're going to have a nice
thats just how you like now
here's a hardboiled egg
1 chop, add the pickle
you add the green onion
and what you can do, you can mix things together
add the ham, and you're going to love this
don't have time to make breakfast
breakfast to go
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
Watch this, you're gonna x2
Watch this x5
serve up fruit, put a mango
(slapping)
watch this x4
(slapping)
look at that isn't that beautiful on your ice cream
the reason you're gonna slap away everyday
is because it's so easy to clean
1...2... and pops open like that
like now these other ones you've seen in the stores
bacteria get's in the food
all the stores have this, you can't clean it
you can't open this up
it's worthless forget about it (makes behind the back no look shot into sink to win the state championship)
now take the slap chop, put it back together
put the slap chop right there x4
the skins at the bottom (slapping) x4
the skin comes right off x4
now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers
and hit it like this x4
guys we're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time x2
guy's were, 1 america, 1 skinny again, 1 slap at a, 1 slap at a time x3
guy's we're x2, america x2 1 slap at a slap at a slap slap slap slap slap
HI it's vince with slap chop
you're gonna be in a great mood all day
because you'll be slapping your troubles away with the slap
slap slapping your troubles away with the slap chop x2
and it's easy, you just got one hand chop (x7)
creepy old lady laugh x9
watch this tacos, frettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.
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Me
Obi-Wan Jabroni Aug 17, 2016 @ 12:46pm 
I know you probably won't read this, but just give me a chance. I am an up and coming rapper going by the name of Menstrual Cycle. I have a youtube channel where I freestyle on all of the latest underground beats. Also, I probably shouldn't tell you this but I actually ghost wriite all of the lyrics for Kanye West. Yes, that is right, Kanye West. So whenever you hear Heartless on the radio, you're actually just listening to the Menstrual Cycle. Anyways, back to this man and I's love affair. So, one night this little bridge troll attempted to incorporate a pastrami on rye sandwich into our hourly love making routine. If you're still not sold on this man becoming your personal butt-ler, than I will share some reviews.
"Amazing graphics!" -GameInformer
"We were paid to give this a 10/10!" -IGN
"Passionate Lovemaker..." -Art Vandelay
"Really knows how to incorporate the spicy mustard into our love making." -Tom Hanks
"Nice Azz ;)" -Amazon.com
Obi-Wan Jabroni Aug 17, 2016 @ 12:41pm 
I know you probably wont read this, but im an up and coming skin flute player from the southside of detroit. I have no where to live, and its a daily struggle just to find clean water and food. However ive been saving up my food stamps for the past 69 months so that way i could afford 20 minutes in a recording studio. Please, if you have a heart, check out my latest single "Pretty Tight Puss," which spins a tail about my late cat, Tobias. Rip.
Obi-Wan Jabroni Apr 26, 2016 @ 12:21pm 
+rep, shared his water energy cards with me in 5th grade when I challenged my middle school bully to a Pokemon TCG battle.
Racc00ns Apr 24, 2016 @ 6:30pm 
Signed By- Racc00ns:steamhappy:
Racc00ns Apr 24, 2016 @ 6:30pm 
Also
Racc00ns Apr 24, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
+rep for being a classic