What type of key you use for opening bananas?
What do you call a Alligator in vest?

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

You are 'merican when you walk in the bathroom, and you are 'merican when you walk out the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?





























A Monkey.

Investigator.

One is really heavy, another one is a little lighter.

You are peeing.