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ThinkInvisible - Today at 8:09 PM
or in other words, by those numbers humanity has a 93.6% mortality rate

[9:44:41 PM] MorningCoffee: welp
[9:45:02 PM] MorningCoffee: rip
[9:52:35 PM] Bananadonk: Explain further.
[9:54:03 PM] MorningCoffee: well you see it is an acronym
[9:54:06 PM] MorningCoffee: reiterate in pastrami
[9:54:36 PM] Bananadonk: sighs lightly
[9:54:45 PM] Bananadonk: ill get out the macaroni and construction paper

11:03 PM - Donk: at least there's a hentai patch for it

Sandvich Eater: remember kids
Sandvich Eater: don't listen to beo's advice
Emperor Jantle: "Smoke crack fuck bitches" - Beo
Sandvich Eater: Man, its good to be a gangster.

Un-Bearable: http://i.imgur.com/vsgGz.gif
Un-Bearable: Why.
Un-Bearable: Just.
Un-Bearable: Why.
Møøse: is
Møøse: is that a man?
Un-Bearable: Yes.
Un-Bearable: I think so
Møøse: uh

[1:11:34 PM] Rosa: [12:45 PM] Donk:

<<< http://imgur.com/gallery/8EfBsJC THIS IS COOL AS TITS
[1:12:27 PM] Donk: HERE I AM SITTING AT MY KEYBOARD LOOKING AT PICTURES OF A PLANET A TRILLION MILES AWAY
[1:12:33 PM] Donk: AND I'M JUST MASTURBATING
[1:12:40 PM] Cinder: what
[1:12:44 PM] Donk: not really though
[1:12:59 PM] Rosa: (y)(y)(y)
[1:13:06 PM] Donk: OR AM I
[1:13:12 PM] Donk: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
[1:13:46 PM] Donk: SCHRODINGERS FAP
[1:14:32 PM] Rosa: actually Pluto is only 4.67 (at its farthest) to 2.66 (at its closest) billion miles away
[1:14:37 PM] Rosa: the more u kno~~~~~
[1:14:43 PM] Cicero Grandeurity: its both erect and dysfunctional

3:56 PM - Paddy: "A FACT, BY CHROME REVOLVER"
3:56 PM - Paddy: PAGE 1. HUMANS ARE DUMB
3:56 PM - Paddy: END OF STORY
3:56 PM - Paddy: "10 out of 10 shook my perception of reality" - Youtube comment

4:10 AM - Chrome Revolver: remember how it feels to wear a latex glove
4:10 AM - Chrome Revolver: imagine that
4:10 AM - cinderblades: oh yeah
4:10 AM - cinderblades: that's basically how it would feel
4:11 AM - Chrome Revolver: its also like picking up dog poo while wearing a plastic bag
4:11 AM - Chrome Revolver: you know you're not holding it but you still freak out
An arguement on condoms and bras.

9:10 PM - Attack on Dickard: watchmoooooooaaaarrrrrrr
9:10 PM - potato: shingeki no fuck your feels: attack on dickard
9:10 PM - Attack on Dickard: marathon that shit yo
9:10 PM - potato: im on episode 8 thats enough imt ired
9:10 PM - Attack on Dickard: or else the dickards will get you
9:10 PM - potato: oh fuck
9:10 PM - potato: the beotans
9:10 PM - potato: they're fuckin terrible , , ,, , ,
9:11 PM - Attack on Dickard: the dickards are close to the wall
9:11 PM - potato: oh shit
9:11 PM - Attack on Dickard: OH NO
9:11 PM - Attack on Dickard: CINDER GET OUT OF HEE- GACK
9:11 PM - potato: OH SHIT COLOSSAL DICKARD
9:11 PM - Attack on Dickard: armored dickard
9:11 PM - Attack on Dickard: abberant dickard
9:11 PM - potato: AND ARMORED DICKARD
9:11 PM - potato: OH SHIT SUGOII DICKARD

9:42 PM - Discount Tent: YOU'VE WATCHED TOO MUCH HENTAI.
9:43 PM - Donk: Aye.
9:43 PM - Donk: wey 2 mush
9:44 PM - Discount Tent: Yer starting to relate stuff to hentai that shouldn't be related to hentai. next you'll walk down the street, see someone walking a dog, and go 'i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going'.

4:40 PM - Donk: HON HON HON BAGUETTE
4:40 PM - Donk: NON DE PLUME
4:41 PM - Ink Blood: I took three and a half years of French, and I have no idea what you said.
4:41 PM - Donk: OMLETTE DU FROMAGE
4:41 PM - Donk: WEE WEE
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