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and poopoo
I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. I am the captain.
Are you watching? Are you watching? Are you watching? Did you see what I did there? You like what I did there? Can we stay here all night? You don’t even know.
Did you know about the new captain in town? Yeah, didn’t know. Everybody was in the dark.
I can’t be the captain. I’m not really good at it.
Do you see that sign over the locker room door? It says, “Captain Ovechkin.” I didn’t even know that existed. Who do they think they are? What is that sign even about? Captain Ovechkin? Is that their term for me? It is my term for me. I’ve been the captain for years now, but this is my time. I’m so excited.
I’m also scared. All the.
Da gurl turnt 2 da boi n say "bbz, do u luv me 4ever?!"
Da boi turnt 2 her n say "NO!"
Da gurl wuz <3brokn n run away frum da boi. She run in2 da street n got hit by a car.
Da boi run ovur 2 da gurl n hold her az she dyieng
"I wuz gonna say, I luv u 5ever"
Da boy den pull out hiz gat n shoot himself ded.
As his bodee hit da assfalt, a bawks rolled of his poccet. A bootyful dimund ring wuz nside.
Liek dis if u cry evrytiem
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knock knock, weeb