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35 of 85 (41%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:13am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:13am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked Jul 2, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked Aug 14, 2020 @ 10:54pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 7:34pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked Dec 20, 2020 @ 7:07am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:13am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked Jun 25, 2020 @ 9:34pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked Aug 14, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked May 8, 2020 @ 11:04pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked Aug 29, 2020 @ 6:29am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked May 9, 2020 @ 12:18am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked Apr 4, 2020 @ 10:45pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 5:24am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked Jan 27, 2020 @ 6:03am

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 5:47am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 8:35pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Oct 30, 2018 @ 7:45am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 10:10pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked Aug 14, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked May 8, 2020 @ 11:08pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 5:47am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked Jul 7, 2020 @ 6:58am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:25am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:25am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked May 8, 2020 @ 11:04pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:25am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked Aug 14, 2020 @ 11:33pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked Jul 31, 2020 @ 7:57am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:57am

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:57am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked Oct 11, 2020 @ 6:25am

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked Jun 4, 2019 @ 8:24am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked Jan 4, 2021 @ 3:50am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked Jan 31, 2020 @ 5:52am



You're Fired!

Get fired!
0 / 1

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
0 / 1

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
667 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
778 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
11,190 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
24 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
25 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
4,940 / 7,200

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
75 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
20 / 500

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 30

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
1 / 5

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
2 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
1 / 3

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
0 / 200

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
5 / 6

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
0 / 1

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
0 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
0 / 10

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1