"Asians get it from behind while they cleanin’ their wok"
Mikeal learn to spell your fucking name you inbred
Hey I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing csgo for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my csgo-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.
What can I say? There's nothing but the rush of hunting people down and killing them! I mean my hearts beating! MY HEARTS BEATING! My hands are shaking! MY HANDS ARE SHAKING! BUT I'M STILL SHOOTING! I'M STILL GETTING HEADSHOTS! It's like BOOM HEADSHOT.
As Jesus said to St Paul II on Mount Sinai; "Is a good deed any less important if it only done for the 'gram? Let he without Yeezys cast the first stone"