Nemo
Marduk
 
 
...dies of irony overdose. A metaphor heavy with irony crashed on the legendary ghostwriter, Marduk, recently. Witnesses report nothing of interest. The metaphor had been flying for a long time and the eventual crash was inevtiable. Marduk's magnetic personality has been blamed for attracting the irony-leaden metaphor to the area in the first place. In other news, the suicide rate in Lemmings seems to have remained stable in spite of the government opening a suicide hotline for lemmings only, and adding prozac to their water supply. In sports today, yet another 0-0 soccer game thrilled the zombified crowd of the long dead Roman Empire.
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Carnivalhalla Jul 19, 2018 @ 7:46pm 
Who might you be?
Mister Piddles Sep 18, 2015 @ 9:48am 
Your page looks rather empty. Here, let me leave a little Piddle mark.


:D
Adam The Fish Guy Jul 2, 2011 @ 8:13pm 
Aye, much gamerey! A loyal ally in any battle! he moves like a spider thre FPS, and speaks like a logician in RTS games! would want him to have my back in a IRL zombie invasion!