omg real potato (harmless)

first ever good Alisa player I fought in this game. ggs

My good friend Shinzo Abe, HONEST ABE, Prime Minister of the great country of JAPAN, which has been ripping us off in trade for years and years, was EXECUTED the other day, some people are telling me, with a weapon from the game BORDERLANDS 2, which, frankly, was an ok game. Many people said it was better than the original, that I am not sure of, ok? But they killed me friend HONEST ABE, and he surely will be missed by hundreds, if not dozens of people. Three, four, maybe five people. It's very sad! Soon the Japanese will be able to REVIVE him but until then we must say GOODBYE Shinzo. President Donald J. Trump

My good friend Shinzo Abe, HONEST ABE, Prime Minister of the great country of JAPAN, which has been ripping us off in trade for years and years, was EXECUTED the other day, some people are telling me, with a weapon from the game BORDERLANDS 2, which, frankly, was an ok game. Many people said it was better than the original, that I am not sure of, ok? But they killed me friend HONEST ABE, and he surely will be missed by hundreds, if not dozens of people. Three, four, maybe five people. It's very sad! Soon the Japanese will be able to REVIVE him but until then we must say GOODBYE Shinzo. President Donald J. Trump