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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:10am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:18am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 10:48am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:18am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2020 @ 9:39am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:28am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 10:37am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 1:28pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2022 @ 11:19am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2022 @ 11:19am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 10:23am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 10:33am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 1:28pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:30am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:10am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 11:20am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:18am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
3,545 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
78,988 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
37,307 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
8,065 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.