gruntman 438
Jonathan   United States
 
 
I like memes and computers. Also video games, they're pretty cool too, I guess.

















gruntman 438: when do you want to play dayz?
C2: Don't wanna today
C2: I need a break from DayZ
gruntman 438: That means you need a break from life.
gruntman 438: I will be happy to oblige.
C2: Now you're just being obtuse
gruntman 438: Are you sure that's not scrudimentary?
C2: I'm not sure.
C2: I think we need to measure multiangularly
gruntman 438: I think you will recieve some plaudits for that.
C2: Can I just take my dictionary and get out?
C2: Like seriously, this is just waaay to geometrical for me.
gruntman 438: I don't know man i think it's getting to trignomical for even the smallest of brains.
C2: Fuckin' mathematics
C2: What the hell are we saying
gruntman 438: Calculus if i know.
C2 is now Offline.






P.S.: Malric is still a DOOB.
Currently Online
Oldspice Bodyshots Jan 19 @ 8:44pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand doggo autism. The social interactions are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bork-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical doggo's head. There's also mankind's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of house-doggos and their personal philosophy draws heavily from existential depression, for instance. The indoor doggos understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about WOOF. As a consequence people who dislike dog autism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in mankind's existencial catchphrase "DO YOU KNOW DE WEY," which itself is a cryptic reference to shit internet memes that normies regurgitate with low effort.
Oldspice Bodyshots Jan 19 @ 8:44pm 
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as house pupper's nihilistic genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an autistic dog tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the puppies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
C2 Jan 8 @ 2:25pm 
BUT, WHAT IS THIS? A BLANK SPACE FOR 2018? NOT ANYMORE! A HAPPY MERRY NEW YEAR TO YOU, AND GLORY BE TO THE EMPEROR!
C2 Jan 4, 2017 @ 8:57pm 
I AM LATE BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME. CONQUERING YOUR PAGE IS A TRIVIAL TASK AT THIS POINT IN THIS, THE CURRENT YEAR (2017).
C2 Jan 16, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
YOU POSTED FIRST AND THUS FOILED MY PLANS. DARN YOU TO COMMIE HELL (also 2016 WOOOOOOOOOOO!)
youshallnotpass113 May 25, 2015 @ 6:37pm 
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