Hobo Jesus
Ian   Indiana, United States
 
 
If I was someone witty enough to put something funny here I would but I am dumb enough to think this is funny, "It's Succ Time." - Me
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This game is really not for everyone, ya anyone could "GIT GUD", but that does not mean you will have fun. If your thinking about buying CS:GO ask yourself these questions.

1 Do you like FPS's?
NO Well why are you looking at this game.
YES Good, move on to the next question.

2 Do you only or primarily like fast paced FPS's?
YES Your going to have a bad time.
NO Good CS:GO for all the rond timing and atempts at bringing up the pace, it is only at a medium pace.

3 Finaly are you willing to get beat up by the game? Are you willing to waste your tme to "GIT GUD" and obsesse over it?
NO Well your like me and anymore I only play the game out of a weird stockholm syndrome I have for it.
YES You masochist! buy the ♥♥♥♥ing game then for you its like a 9 out of 10 this game.
Captain Jed Feb 4 @ 4:47pm 
-rep Doesn't realize that the synth wrangler permits the Goblin to live in a closet and not a crate
Vriska Aug 6, 2017 @ 1:59pm 
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Vriska Jun 13, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
0/10 ate his own asshole
Vriska Apr 24, 2017 @ 10:53pm 
-rep hacker and proud of it, get out of your room idiiot you gonna rot on your chair and open your window get some fresh air your room smells like pig farm
Vriska Dec 27, 2016 @ 7:33pm 
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