Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?

Yeah, no problem buddy!

You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.

Yeah, smart ass.

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.


We’re all a little chubby, but Rosie is worse than most of us.


DON'T BLOW IT. KEEP IT SIMPLE. COUNT YOUR MONEY


spread your ass open dood. you can do the rump shaker, huh? the thug shaker, give me the thug shaker dood shake your ass


Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence


For some reason, I can't explain why we live in a society where gamers don't rule the world

She invites me up, at twelve o'clock at night, for coffee; and I don't go up. "No, thank you. I don't want coffee. It keeps me up. it's too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

AHHH! MUH SHOLDUH!