AgentMonkey (zyndian)
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
Hi I like to try and make ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shots in game, pls I dont hack.
FAQ down below
(I don't have a kik)

1) I see you have a VAC ban, what was it for? It was in MW2 and I was in a hacked lobby and since IW is gay, they ban anyone who didn't get their levels legit, and I happen to be on of the few who didn't hack, but still got banned!
2) Are you Jesus? Depends how much you pay me. alt answer Im 90% Jesus ;))))))
3) Will you sign my left nipple? Depends how much you pay me.
4) Are you good at CS:GO? No I'm super ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm still a Silver 1!
5) Will you use yer 1337 hax0rz to boost my rank? Depends how much you pay me.
6) Do people really ask you these questions? No, Im just super bored.
7) Is your answer to almost everything, depends how much you pay me? Depends how much you pay me.
8) I see you have sick inventory braaaah, wanna trade? Idk depends how much you give me.
9) Can I be your friend on steam? Depends how much you pay me.
10) Are you gay? Depends how much you pay me.
11) Do you think anyone will read this? Nah porbably not, but whatevs maybe some loser will wanna read it.
12) Is that you in your profile pic? Yeah that was me sawggin out at age 4, I was omw 2 ♥♥♥ ur bish

Feel free to ask more questions, jk no one asked me any of these, but it would help if you kidz would ask some. Oh you want PC specs too? Well here they are!

133 mhz Pentium 1
16 mb RAM
Windows 95
Logitech® Anywhere Mouse MX™
Apple In-Ear Headphones with Remote and Mic
I Love Boys Mousepad (yes its a real thing, here is the link http://www.cafepress.com/+i_love_boys_mousepad,889519092?utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=889519092&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=sem-cpc-product-ads&utm_content=search-pla)

Oh you want my 1337 crosshair too?? Well here you kiddos go!
cl_crosshairalpha "255"
cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "0"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "0"
cl_crosshairdot "1"
cl_crosshairgap "76"
cl_crosshairsize "100"
cl_crosshairstyle "2"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_crosshairthickness "100"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "76"
cl_crosshair_outline "3"
cl_crosshair_outline_draw "1"
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☆SpeedyEggbert☆ 1. okt. 2017 kl. 14.28 
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cabatchi ء 19. mars 2017 kl. 17.13 
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