The Lord Crumpington
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
"Can they not afford real soldiers!?"
"Can they not afford real soldiers!?"
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Aug 13 @ 10:48am 
+reported

Likeable, but doesn't know how to enforce the rules in the arena.
Aug 5 @ 3:20pm 
he is always paying his taxes!!!
May 25 @ 1:47pm 
"Behold! Look who approaches—the Lord himself. Honored are ye, and feared is your art of... foolery... ah, I mean, your art of combat! ...and ... foolery. *shrugs*

+rep Wondferful Soul, Mordhau Legend and friend!
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"FREeeeeNS!!!!! *screams2crowd":Ye must see CrrrRRRrrrrumpington Castle and CrrrrrRRRrrrrumpington Palace! They stand side by side, encircled by the trrrRiangle-shaped Fortress of CrrrRRRrrrumpington. 'Tis a jouRney of thRee days' RRRide by CHorseback from GRrrrrad *losesHair*, toward FeitoRia!

EeeeeVVVry visitoR is gReeted with an axe and crumbs of bread."
Apr 16 @ 9:09am 
+rep prepare your frying pans!!!
Mar 20 @ 7:45am 
+rep absolutely little legend
Mar 14 @ 8:20am 
+rep chad Mordhau dude