A few things to know about me:

1. MY STATIC NAME WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE OPTIMUS CRIME, OR CRIME, FOR SHORT so call me that

<--------2. Yes, that's Tod, like, from "The Fox and the Hound". I CHERISH MY CHILDHOOD, SO THAT'S WHY HE'S THERE' uh huh uh huh

3. I suck at chatting, but at the same time, I love doing it, AND I RARELY START UP A CHAT, so yeah

4. The only games I ever bought were TF2 and KF, the rest were GENEROUS GIFTS WHICH I STILL CHERISH, DAMMIT

5. Steam acts totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at times, so if I don't respond to you, BLAME STEAM

6. I accept any and all friend invites, as long as I've met you somewhere, or if we have some friends or SMALL groups in common.

7. WLL (only 1 person will ever get this)

8. I hate no one, and I love everyone, ♥♥♥♥ OR NO ♥♥♥♥

9. Boredom sucks, and I'm always bored, so ENTERTAIN ME AT ANY GIVEN TIME AND YOU'LL BE DOING ME MUCH FAVORS

SPACE FOR RENT, ASK ME TO ADD THINGS HERE
"Crime sucks Cow is cool"
-Cowabanga
"anusanusanusanusTACO!"
-MLC

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU (in no order,whatsoever):

<<Insert all of TFKrew and BigEd here, especially him>>
Sandman
Luihu
Treecko
Scyphozoa
Zeeky/DJ Skully/Whateverothername
Floatzel
Shay
JustDoom
Delusional
Azelf
Blackout
Leo
Riosha
Akira
Xerdies
Freddy
Rainbow Dashie
Greatwolf
Light
Med. Zorua
Manbearpig
Hetero
Hong
Cowabanga
MiseryLovesCompany
{SCG} DJ
Raitio

SKYPE: mistertwister1432

Dɐzǝp ɐup ɔouɟnsǝp: it's how us Apaches roll
[idle] BigEd 45: Apache Chief
[idle] BigEd 45: Ey
[idle] BigEd 45: Ne
[idle] BigEd 45: CHUCK
[idle] BigEd 45: and then so many boners

BigEd 45: Remember that time you were on Pimp My Crime
BigEd 45: I do
BigEd 45: it was the only episode of the series
Fly Like Pie: ahaha
Fly Like Pie: damn lack of funding and FCC
BigEd 45: Yep
BigEd 45: yep
BigEd 45: THey just didn't want to fund
BigEd 45: Xhibit voicing a getto transformer
BigEd 45: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

BigEd 45: yes
BigEd 45: And I appreciate it
BigEd 45: Mr. Crime
Fly Like Pie: you know
Fly Like Pie: I'd ask who's Mrs. Crime, but I have a feeling you're going to make me use up more space on my profile
BigEd 45: All of the krew
BigEd 45: is mrs. Crime
BigEd 45: because we love you Crime

I also clear up my friends list from time to time, so if you wanna re-add me, go ahead, JUST GIVE ME REASON NOT TO REMOVE YOU AGAIN kthx