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Unlocked May 15 @ 8:57am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked May 15 @ 9:16am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked May 16 @ 6:58am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:33am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:08am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:51am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:37am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:40am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:42am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:37am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.

Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...


They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.


And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.