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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 203.7 hrs on record
Posted: Dec 30, 2013 @ 6:36pm

Early Access Review
I love this game, I built a house around a guys house and made him my prisoner, I fed him cans of tuna and cooked chicken when it was available, and some times I would drop in spare logs of wood(when they were available). The best part. he talks to me, keeps telling me his clans going to raid my structure and save him.. I simply respond with .” It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again” and by hose I mean I dump charcoal on him.
-Great game hope the servers come up soon, I think my pet may need to eat.

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Elenrai Jul 11 @ 5:45am 
That pet is fuckin dead
timmyBonk Mar 10 @ 4:03pm 
i like how this was posted in 2013
Nathunder Feb 8 @ 10:39am 
fake because if he wanted to leave you can kill your self
demo Nov 21, 2017 @ 2:37am 
what would make this even more epic is if someone else built a house around you both...
Farbott Aug 27, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
Farbott Aug 27, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
dont give him charcoal u stupidity. you can make gunpowder in which he can make bullets and bombs with
killerkoala7 Aug 24, 2017 @ 8:36pm 
So can we eat spleans in this game no im not asking for a freind
Blue's(InsanityÐankFantasy) Feb 14, 2017 @ 3:23am 
10/10 would be a serial skinner again :steamhappy:
Blarg Jan 9, 2017 @ 3:44pm 
FERTYBOMB Dec 16, 2016 @ 3:10pm 
I'm literally going to buy the game simply because of this comment. Thank you.