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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 204.4 hrs on record (114.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 30, 2013 @ 6:36pm

Early Access Review
I love this game, I built a house around a guys house and made him my prisoner, I fed him cans of tuna and cooked chicken when it was available, and some times I would drop in spare logs of wood(when they were available). The best part. he talks to me, keeps telling me his clans going to raid my structure and save him.. I simply respond with .” It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again” and by hose I mean I dump charcoal on him.
-Great game hope the servers come up soon, I think my pet may need to eat.

-Maniken
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780 Comments
Slappy Mar 18 @ 10:45am 
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again (Love it) did something similar.
maneater Dec 19, 2021 @ 7:57am 
LOL THATS FUNNY AS HELL
LordFaarquadFleshlight Jun 4, 2021 @ 11:22pm 
can you buy me rust
NX_Bandit.camp May 3, 2021 @ 12:52pm 
hows your pet ?
barnaclebaby650 Aug 26, 2019 @ 5:40pm 
hows your pet
FRP33 Feb 24, 2019 @ 9:00pm 
My friend used to build houses for nakeds and charge them rent then just as they we're starting to get a nice amount of loot he would go there one last time "for rent" and as soon as they opened the door he'd kill them and take all the loot in their house, clean up the mess and go looking for the next victim... He was a devious little Asian.
Taran Jan 1, 2019 @ 12:24pm 
lol, posted in 2013????
FlappyNugget7 Dec 24, 2018 @ 9:08pm 
had me a good laugh
Elenrai Jul 11, 2018 @ 5:45am 
That pet is fuckin dead
timmyBonk Mar 10, 2018 @ 4:03pm 
i like how this was posted in 2013