Mark   Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
The 'Melmil' is a habitually elusive creature, preying upon the defects upon others for personal gain. Rarely seen outside of the internet, a 'Melmil' exhibits thorough understanding of both intellectual and pedestrian topics.

For friendships, a 'Melmil' is an extreme introvert with little care or sensitivity to emotion, feelings, or senses. Choosing to synthesize fact over feeling is a common trait exhibited by a 'Melmil'.

Random Info/Fun Facts:

I often remove the spleens of passerby.
The spleen is worth about $508 on the black market.
The spleen, when it bursts, is a critical problem for the human body.
I play video games which permit me to be absurdly pedantic about obscure topics.
I keep records on everyone I meet. Spleens are key in these records.
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Kierkatgaard's Meow Nov 19, 2011 @ 2:53pm 
I didn't know you were into psychology...that's interesting! My girlfriend is an INTJ (yes, they exist in female form). I'm an INFP myself.
And, of course, this is Paul.
Speedster Dec 16, 2010 @ 3:13pm