I'm Moister Than an Oyster
 
 
When you open the jaws of an oyster by just a little bit, it looks like a vagina. Would you put your dick in the vagina? Probably not, cause if you do u're a sick fuck. But yeah, MOIST







Do NOT read this spoiler tag...
What a rebel... I like you ;)


Face slam, please punch my face so I can explode in a shower of skittles *Casino Machine Sounds* Jack pot!

Future Goal- To become a pharmacist and heal people in need!


Motivational Quotes:
"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail" -Benjamin Franklin
"If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!" -Jon Tron
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! You can give up now, or you can figure it out, because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!" -Jontron
"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster

A Cookie Story:

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>O<) I LIKE Cookies!!!
. U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>O<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. U....U

.(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <) so I ate it!
.U..U

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