Zorak The Mantis   California, United States

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I am the lone locust of the apocalypse.

Currently Offline
⠀It's alright, to tell me, what you think, about me.
I won't try, to argue, or hold it, against you.

"You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down and sheet's thick as lead. Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'"

"What would you have me do Zorak? Reach down my pants in public in front of the female police?"

"Woe to you, for you will cross sea and land to make a single convert, and turn him to twice the child of hell as yourselves. Woe to you, hypocrites, for you are like whited sepulchers, beautiful on the outside but filth on the inside, full of bones and all things unclean."

"One day the walls of our cities will crumble away, uncovering our naked souls.
We'll all start singing.

"I ain't seen it all but I think I've seen enough still, makes me hated, jaded actin' like a buzzkill."

"There is a grievous ill that I have seen under the sun: riches were kept by their owners to their hurt, and those riches were lost in a bad venture; though they are parents of children, they have nothing in their hands. As they came from their mother's womb, so they shall go again, naked as they came; they shall take nothing for their toil, which they may carry away with their hands. This also is a grievous ill: just as they came, so shall they go; and what gain do they have from toiling for the wind? Besides, all their days they eat in darkness, in much vexation and sickness and resentment."

"Wish I had me a big strong horse and grain to feed him on, then I'd be gone from Shady Grove, rambling on and on. Wish I had a big strong horse and grain to feed him on, then i'd be gone from Shady Grove, playing these same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ songs."

"He who dwells within glass walls ought not throw stones."

God is adopted

If time's a blunt I can pass it.
But if I'm too blunt I can mask it.
You gotta pass it with the passenger.
Shotgun the messenger, call off the massacre.

Frag Movie
Yucky Sep 2, 2020 @ 11:20am 
+rep this man is a alpha he can helps with the most important battles, the ones against the karens of the world. I was honered and privelage to serve beside this man. Respect :steammocking:
AlonelyScrewDriver Dec 22, 2019 @ 2:30am 
i take great issue with the statement that God is adopted. Because first off Jesus was brown.
Monke Jan 24, 2019 @ 7:45pm 
+rep legend
• LW • Captain Sedirae Nov 21, 2018 @ 9:07pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.
Yeezy Jul 21, 2018 @ 10:10pm 
i miss u scullie xd