THANK YOU FOR THE DAD DATING SIMULATOR!! All my dreams are now complete!! But there’s only one dadsy I truly want ;)!!

I saw Hobo Johnson at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said Oh like youre doing now? I was taken aback and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued shopping. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like ten individually packaged peach scones in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and was like Sir you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her but later turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the scones and started scanning it multiple times he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence and then turned around and winked at me.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink emoticon sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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The names, Foster... 💀
Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.
So step up, if you want to get burn't 🔥
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - The Tart Toater
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yo, way to hang in there with the poor team mates you've had!

Just realised your profile pic is Cyrus. ♥♥♥♥♥♥' awesome.