Your resistance to capping only makes my penis harder.
Don't add me if you have a private profile or inventory. If you do you're just gonna get blocked.
Trading info (please read before adding):
If you're adding me about an item I'm actively selling, then I'm interested in any offers. If not, please observe the following:
I'm not really a trader. I buy hats I like to keep, so I will be pretty picky about what I'll trade for, and some of my unusuals aren't up for trade at all.
None of the Cloud 9 unusuals are for sale (at all, please don't offer or ask me about these), and neither is the Scattergun.
The Chill Chullo, Woolen Warmer, Salty Dog, and Federal Casemaker aren't for sale unless you're offering a ridiculous amount in pure or possibly another nice hat or misc with the same or an equivalent effect (high tier halloween or EoTL effect).
Others I'm open to trading for the right price, but the above still applies.
So yeah, feel free to add me to trade but be prepared to take no for an answer, and please don't be a dick about it if I decline.