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like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
🤒
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends,
I read somewhere."
(Mort)
🙄
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
😷
Life can be so tragic -- you're here today and here tomorrow.
🤣
The streets were dark with something more than night.
-- Raymond Chandler
😬
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
🙁
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
🙂
Time and tide wait for no man.
🤕
Cropp's Law:
The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the
office.
😚
Real Users never use the Help key.
😍
[riding a circus elephant]
Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
😴