Daniel #2ez!
Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
Monitor: Alienware AW2518HF @ 240 Hz

Quake Live Resolution: 1920x1080
CS 1.6 Resolution: 1440x1080

Mouse: Zowie FK2
Mouse settings: Launching settings (CS) -noforcemparms -noforcemaccel , 400 dpi / 3.5 in game / 6/11 Windows

Specs:

Processor: AMD Ryzen 2700x @ 4.2 GHz

Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 980 Ti

RAM: 32.0 GB / 3200 MHz / CL 14-14-14-36

Operating System: Arch Linux (Host), Microsoft Windows 8.1, 64-bit (Guest)

Internet Connection: 1 Gbps (up and down), Centurylink

"The earthy hope men set their hearts upon turns ashes - or it prospers; and anon; like snow upon the desert's dusty face lighting a little hour or two - is gone"
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
SnaxOnSnax Apr 24, 2018 @ 11:10pm 
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Gaben
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “It’s summer-time“
He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I open my pockets for Gaben
He puts his hand deep into my pocket
It costs so much but I do it for Steam
I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
I accept his terms & conditions
I want to please Gaben
He roars his mighty roar as he fills my library with his love
My dad walks in
Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's June 30 now"
Gaben leaves through my window
Steam is love. Steam is life.
SnaxOnSnax Apr 24, 2018 @ 11:10pm 
I was only 12 years old
I loved Steam so much, I had all the achievements and items
I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Steam is love" I say; “Steam is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a fanboy
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
I called him a peasant
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
sol Mar 5, 2018 @ 11:18pm 
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bboyx Dec 8, 2017 @ 1:39am 
hey sensei
ds1gn Nov 4, 2017 @ 3:44am 
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career

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SnaxOnSnax Oct 16, 2017 @ 5:10pm 
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