Alright, honestly, I tried keeping it brief, but even after removing a bunch of lines, I used a WORD COUNTER AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL EVEN ? And I ended up with 1115 characters, so I had to split it AGAIN, because removing 115 characters is INSANE ! Why are there only 1000 characters allowed still ? Rage Rage Rage ! Anyways, this is the missing bit I had to split from the other post, which came before this..weird, because I was sure the first one was too long, but it wasn't while I thought the second one was too short, which it definitely wasn't either...ANYHOWS...Here is the missing text, before I reach the limit again...brrrr...
I feel like I am getting close to the limit again and that's why I must conclude this evergoing birthday message with a Happy Birthday and don't dawdle around after work, because there is football to watch, cake to eat, gifts to unwrap (the wife will buy you the thing you always wanted, you know, that thing..a cup or something) and mad fun to be had.

Well, I must have pressed prematurely, since I didn't get a warning about having too many words and now I am not sure how many were missing to the limit, so I have to actually write another entry, otherwise you might think of me badly for not putting in the effort you are used to being shown in these types of congratulatory messages, which I so steadily produce on the drop of a cent. Now with some more space, let's reflect on last year, which was a year for sure..and remember how you spent a lot of it doing whatever ? That was cool, eh ? But this year you can finally reach for the stars when we will embark on crazy adventure filled video game journies in obscure games we own and don't own yet and maybe even in a good game every once in a while..hah...

Hello and welcome to another birthday and this time I will definitely stop at the designated 1000 word mark, no lies from me ! Isn't it a great coincidence that Hades 2 Early Access is happening on your birthday ? It's like a sign or something, some would say you are destined to play awful rogue likes until you tore your last hair out, but not today, because today your hair is receeding naturally, as you age another year, what a blast :o
I hope you are gonna spend your time wisely today, even though I did hear rumors about "work" and "being busy", still it is always important to find the time to spend time with the people who are dear and near to you...that is clearly me and obscure cooking games !
So, with even more wisdom under your belt and more fat above it, let me congratulate you to this grand moment, this extraordinaire event and what else, whenDortmund is also gonna play tonight..It's just all happening on one day, innit ?

Seems like I clicked too early, there was still space left to write more, what a shame, now I have to write another entry only to clarify why I stopped early...quite embarrassing, really, but what can you do ? I tell you what you can do, you can have a proper birthday today, may the good times happen and the bad times...stop.....en...ing....And by writing this, I will be the only person on the first page, have fun in the 2nd row, Ricky Roma, that's where the spiders live.
Either way, all I wanted to write was Happy Birthday and I did so I can probably end it here, otherwise this is gonna go overboard again and nobody wants that. Have some cake with the wife and remember the good things we once did, because they are getting away further and further.. Remember when we stole those apples from your neighbours garden ? Man, that dog was crazy...When he bit you in the butt and you had to go to the doctor for stitches and the next day we all called you Frankenbutt ? HAPPY BIRTHDAY :o

Yo, the last comments were all from me, which is tragic, but it is your birthday again and that's why I have to write another one of these, just because....mandatory...you know how it is, but it won't be as much as last time and once I run out of letterspace, this will be it, no more word counting or checking or whatever I did last year, that was a bit much, I assume. HOWEVER IT IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, may the gifts be plenty and the parties be very halal for all eternity, while you can still enjoy them as much as you do a round of Titan Quest in the evening, a game that's been in progress for 5 months now, can you believe it ? Half a year, that's half a birthday as well, congratulations and salutations, don't let others tell you you're old and run down, only I am allowed to do so :o

I used a word counter...can you believe it ? There were so many letters, that I had to go to a website to count how many letters I had actually written.. There were initially 1633 letters, my man..That's like a full greeting completely gone, it is a shame, A SHAME ! So much hard work ended up in the depths of nothingness, imagine the emotions you would have had, if you would have been able to read all the positive words of encouragement which ended up being destroyed. But such is life.. FOR FUTURE REFERENCE https://wordcounter.net/ only the best for counting words. Wordcounter, a trademark of the word count corporation, which also might wish you a happy birthday. If you wish to receive more messages like this, subscribe to the word counting newsletter. The birthday text was also reading level 11-12th grade, takes 38 seconds to read and keywords are "now" and "just".. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !