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48.9 hrs on record
If you love FC5 , you will love this as well. Beautifull new setting, same half baked story as FC5 (its okay, we all agree that FC3 WAS THE STORY.... but hey, you cannot be lucky all the time as a dev ) . The overall feel is like a expansion to FC5. So i agree that it is a little pricey but it is overall okay and i have seen worse for more money from other publishers.

People who seriously expected a new Farcry that fast after #5, wel what can i say , are illusional at best. Also all trailers and the announcements before clearly indicated that this is just a expansion to the FC5 story....

So when it is too expensive for you, wait a little, but definately get it sooner or later or you missed something.
Posted February 21.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record
This is even worse than i thought. The Graphics are ridiculously broken, the Cutscenes are even worse. The Facial expressions and voice overs are a bad joke (anyone remebers ME Andromedar....). Downloaded a new Nvidia driver for it, result: Game crashes now at every second start. The controls are bad... navigating through the map and adjusting your gear is complicated. The missions are dull and repetetive and it is even no longer fun to wander through the world and blow stuff up because it all looks like from 2008 (explosions etc) or is terribly glitched. The AI is underwhelmingly superdumb, not only the enemies but also the partners that you someimes have to join to progress in story ....

Is this the year of big dissapointments in big franchises.... well done Square enix, you just joined team EA and Bethesda.

This is just sad.
Posted December 8, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record
It was a great game apparently when it came out, but sine then it became more and more of a disaster. Bugs, TONS of cheaters and a developer that gives a Krap about the players make it a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game these days. No wonder another game is taking over (which you can see on the twitch streams apparently etc....) . Same basic concept but a dev that WANTS people to play his game and who is listening to its userbase..... Thus the other one i s completely free.

PUBG is just about stupid skins etc these days..... Fxxx this game. Its done. DONT BUY ANYMORE. Get the other game ( for free). its more fun and better....
Posted June 3, 2018.
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35.9 hrs on record
Thanks Rockstar. What made me get back to GTA4 is now gone. As well as a lot of awesome stuff for GTA 5 . Shutting down OpenIV was not a smart move, although you apparently give a ♥♥♥♥ about your fans and their effort to keep your games great.

F You....

Posted June 24, 2017.
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145.6 hrs on record
Well done Rockstar. After 10 yeasr "tolerating" OpenIV with great mods etc. and thus benefiting from them since more any more poeple buy the games to play crazy mod stuff with friends etc. NOW you mention that this could give a "bad experience for the online part of the game" but you just could not be othered to invest money in getting rid of cheaters in other ways...

You did not even try to find better ways WITH them to still get the modding supported but do efectively something agains the Cheating idiots. I bet they could have helped....

Now hopefully less people will buy it since it doen't even support 2/3 rds of all youtube videos they can watch and wanted to try themselves...

I personally CANNOT recommend this game any more since the SP is already through and meeting with friends and doein crazy ♥♥♥♥ with mods has been stabbed in the herat by Rockstar themselves.
Posted June 19, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
58.4 hrs on record
OMG...... it has been a long time that i really screamed like a little girl when turning around and all the sudden staring into a synthetics face because i did not hear it .... lol. Fully recommended. Everyone who liked e.g. Dead Space (part 1 + 2, part 3 is rubbish unfortunately...) will love this!!

Prepare your diapers :-D, because you will s h i t yourselves .... :-D
Posted October 8, 2014. Last edited October 8, 2014.
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9 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Having received a Early Access key by luck, i had a chance to look at this before it is released. I did not know anything about it before, but must say this is a great game/simulation. It isunfortunately not working that good with a dedicated graphics card in a laptop (AMD Enduro technology) but it is working still great on the cpu integrated graphics with an intel i7.

Gamewise this is done with passion to simulate the "real thing" in my eyes. It not easy but also no science degree is needed to get it working. It is fun to play! Period. If you like simulations, then get this! It is developed with "love" as far as i see it and i am sure anything that is not yet ironed out will be in further updates.

Full recommended.
Posted June 12, 2014. Last edited June 12, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record
If you know and loved the original, this is an awesome remake with up to date graphics, the same humor and of course lots of Wang .... ;-). Still if you dont know the original this is a lot of fun, if you like swordfights, paired with dark humor and a lot of jokes involving a males .....uhm main body part ;-).
Posted October 10, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
75.7 hrs on record
This game is just so weird (a good kind of weird.... a very good one). Awesome powers, awesome weapons, i admit the story is a bit "meh" .... but this game is simply just brilliant!! Get it NOW! Enough said, got to go back to SR IV.
Posted August 23, 2013.
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137.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Awesome! If you ever wanted your own spaceship, your own space station and actually really fly to other planets.... get this. Although its super early alpha it is already that good!...

UPDATE: I now revise my Rating. This was good, but accuired by a big publisher whos goal is money making, this WILL get ruined by DLC etc..... Also lots of the good Devs at that studio now left to Valve..... So it will be more F2P crap, or we never hear anything from them any more...

So, NO, cannot recommend KSP any more. Do not Buy!
Posted July 20, 2013. Last edited June 3, 2017.
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