Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off.

Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobees.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.


17/6/13:
17:13 - Jake: she picked a horror film called The Orphanage, and children in horror films terrify me
17:13 - Jake: spending my night wimpering like a little girl