Glorf
Fish Monger   Vermont, United States
 
 
I basically grew up as a normal small-town girl living in the ghetto. Running from the police, going to school barefoot and uphill both ways for 8 miles. Had to fend for myself a lot. Fighting wolves in the Spring, wrestling polar bears in the Winter, and all sorts of other forest creatures around the clock. It was a hard life, but I finally managed to get a job at a McDonald's about 300 miles from my then-current living conditions, to where I am now. I make $8.47 an hour, and I'm lovin' it. I sometimes go wrestle bears to reminisce and feel all nostalgic. They call me the Polish Power Dumper in the Middle East, where my name is feared throughout the land for leaving steaming grumpies in all the porta-potties. I'm usually friendly, docile, and open to chat unless we are playing for real, when my patented Tryhard Jumpsuit™ is on and I'm busting fools like a raging armadillo. My vocabulary is wicked, my grammar unbeatable, my beats unrappable, my rhymes unflappable, and I will rock your world till the early dawn. 'Cause my shift starts at 8.

6:33 PM - Crank: u nat
6:33 PM - Crank: you two are better

1:11 AM - Tr1p: glorf #1 of ones
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The Seaward Apr 2 @ 5:08pm 
hey I think I left my gun at your house
denziN Mar 24, 2023 @ 8:45pm 
:3
kana Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:19am 
i miss yall :sadelf::steamsad::torielsad::ftired:
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kana Jun 17, 2020 @ 2:19pm 
same :dante:
kana Aug 3, 2018 @ 12:06pm