kyle   Pontypool, Torfaen, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
CSGO 4k Deagle inf //

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

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kylew Sep 8 @ 4:31pm 
Cheating what Achievements haha
TaY`_^ Sep 8 @ 12:39pm 
Achievement Cheater! you're only cheating yourself Kyle
krazzen May 13 @ 2:09pm 
friendly dude :csgo_crown:
Sm3xy May 12 @ 3:47pm 
I need help, they gave me a mute on the executes server, because I said the skin is black ... there is no logic in what they did. I have mute for 20 days, I can't speak what makes me sad. game on the server for 3 years. the mod certainly doesn't like me :((
o x z i Sep 28, 2019 @ 5:25am 
+rep friendly lad :D
Macky Aug 29, 2019 @ 7:58pm 
+rep nice guy on executes server.